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Need a good joke to tell a friend? You probably won't find one here.
Need a dozen jokes to entertain your child's birthday party? You're in luck!
All jokes here have been submitted by kids and are safe and kid-friendly.

JOKE ANSWER

What is a concert without speakers?
Molly-9-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
 

Whisperers!
 

When does a mouse use it's umbrella?
Elysia-9-AUSTRALIA
 

When its raining cats and dogs!
 

What does a mother alien sing to her baby?
Harry-5-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
 

"Rocket by baby"
 

What did the bee say to the flower!
Mattie-8-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
 

Hey, honey!
 

Why does a cow where bells?
Raven-11-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
 

Because their horns don't work!
 

Whats a astronauts favorite mealtime?
Olivia-10-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
 

Launch!
 

What did the teddy bear say after the picnic?
Kye-8-CHINA
 

I'm stuffed!
 

What does Asteroid use to hold his pants?
Amanda-8-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
 

An asteroid belt!
 

What do you call a elephant who has a phone?
Amanda-8-FINLAND
 

Elephone!
 

Whats the lion's favorite flower?
Vina-8-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
 

Dandelions!
 

Where do fish keep their money?
Nicola-10-INDIA
 

At the river bank!
 

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Giovanni-9-UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (USA)
 

Lots of blood tests!
 

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